If you haven't seen it yet, companies that chose to advertise their products during the NBC/Matt Lauer interview of Britney Spears, warn you might want to do so with a garbage can close buy. Supposedly, the train wreck of an interview caused so much reflex vomiting on behalf of the viewers that there were little to no asses in the seats during commercial breaks. Nielson's new top secret gps enhanced log books show that the majority of those watching the show required themselves to run to their abodes and toss their lunch, dinner, cocktails and whatever else they had in their stomachs, at what was the most disturbing displays of white trash, classlessness and just down home southern wrongness.
It was further reported that the AWTF (American White Trash Federation) is considering suing Britney and her production company for giving White Trash the world over a bad name. Who would have thunk it.
At one point she told Matt that "She knows she's a good mother..." I wonder if the white python snake was slithering out from between her legs like in her music video when she made that comment. While not included in the broadcast it's believed that halfway through the interview, an unreliable source said that Britney dropped her baby onto the floor of the wet bar and when Matt look on aghast she responded... Oops I did it again.